In high school (at the pool) and in college, we had quote boards. They were bulletin boards or chalk boards that listed the funniest things said during any number of parties or just hanging out avoiding work. They were hysterical.
I’ve decided I’m not too old for a quote board. As a parent, there is at least one thing a day that I can’t believe I have to say. Some days, there are so many I just laugh to keep from crying.
It has been a weekend full of fantastic phrases. I’m going to share a couple then I want you to comment with yours. If you are a parent, I KNOW you have some that you can’t believe you said. If you don’t have kids, give us your best married/single/old/young best. I can’t wait!
Here are our weekend quote board favorites: Top Three
3. “Don’t play with your toothbrush while you’re going to the bathroom, that’s how toothbrushes end up in the toilet.” (Really, it is?)
2. “Dan, please don’t bite the cat’s tail.”
and the funniest thing that was said this weekend at our house….
1. “Good morning, in case you were wondering if the cat pooped in the kitchen sink, yes, yes he did.” (That is a whole different post!)
C’mon give us your best shot.
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